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My Needs

February 27, 2009
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I saw this random thing while facebook/blog stalking, and as it’s Friday I decided to do it.  I may the only person who find these funny:

Go to Google, type your name and “needs” in quotations (ie “Michelle Needs”) and then write down the first 10 sentences that make sense.

  1. Michelle needs every advantage possible to attain this goal.
  2. Michelle needs constant proof of love.
  3. Michelle needs 2 pee.
  4. Michelle needs to exercise her right to shut up.
  5. Michelle Needs Minnesota
  6. Michelle Needs Colorado to vote.
  7. Michelle Needs New Hairstylist.
  8. Michelle needs to be more careful with her voodoo.
  9. Michelle needs a family that will be patient, consistent, kind, loving.

And best of all…this was actually #9, but I held it for a dramatic ending:

How to say Michelle needs to go poop in different languages

I’ve added the link.  I figure this is an important thing to know while traveling.

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